nerd-in-the-tardis:

when someone writes something for you

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when someone draws something for you

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when someone takes time out of their own life to do something to make you happy

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad:Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad:Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad:It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad:Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad:*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad:My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad:Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad:Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad:Fuck the government.
Dad:Fuck the school board.
Dad:Close the door.
Dad:Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad:I love puns.
Dad:People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad:Please shut up.
Dad:Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad:I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad:I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad:You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad:Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad:I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad:If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad:They act like I care what they think.
Dad:I hate homework.
Dad:I have decided to become a politician.
Dad:What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

lauren-draws-things:

Council of Elrond: Dwarf Story.

ceruleancynic:

pterobat:

wigglyflippingout:

loononthepond:

enigmaticagentalice:


Lady Sybil Vimes (née Ramkin) Duchess of Ankh

If you don’t think Lady Sybil is absolutely wonderful and perfect then I don’t even know what to say to you
Lady Sybil who breeds swamp dragons in her spare time
Lady Sybil who once faced down a dragon the size of a street by scolding it firmly
Lady Sybil who sang part of a dwarf opera from memory in order to diffuse a sticky political situation
Lady Sybil who, when kidnapped by werewolves, escaped out of the window and belted one of them around the head with a log…while pregnant
Lady Sybil who darns her husbands socks personally, despite the fact that she is rich enough to buy a new pair every day for the rest of their lives if need be
Lady Sybil, founder of The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons AND The Lady Sybil Free Hospital, one of the few hospitals where people actually come out alive
Lady Sybil who has friends and connections around the world and is on a first name basis with Lord Vetinari
Lady Sybil who is one of the kindest, most compassionate, most open-minded characters in the Discworld series, who is endlessly patient and reasonable, who shows tremendous courage in the face of danger, who treats everyone she meets as a equal despite her privileged upbringing and who never compromises her principles or deserts those in need
Lady Sybil <3

Is this a fanart or an OC? I want to make fanart of this character, like right now.

fanart! she’s from Discworld aw yiss

Start with “Guards! Guards!”

the woman was a city

ceruleancynic:

pterobat:

wigglyflippingout:

loononthepond:

enigmaticagentalice:

Lady Sybil Vimes (née Ramkin) Duchess of Ankh

If you don’t think Lady Sybil is absolutely wonderful and perfect then I don’t even know what to say to you

  • Lady Sybil who breeds swamp dragons in her spare time
  • Lady Sybil who once faced down a dragon the size of a street by scolding it firmly
  • Lady Sybil who sang part of a dwarf opera from memory in order to diffuse a sticky political situation
  • Lady Sybil who, when kidnapped by werewolves, escaped out of the window and belted one of them around the head with a log…while pregnant
  • Lady Sybil who darns her husbands socks personally, despite the fact that she is rich enough to buy a new pair every day for the rest of their lives if need be
  • Lady Sybil, founder of The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons AND The Lady Sybil Free Hospital, one of the few hospitals where people actually come out alive
  • Lady Sybil who has friends and connections around the world and is on a first name basis with Lord Vetinari
  • Lady Sybil who is one of the kindest, most compassionate, most open-minded characters in the Discworld series, who is endlessly patient and reasonable, who shows tremendous courage in the face of danger, who treats everyone she meets as a equal despite her privileged upbringing and who never compromises her principles or deserts those in need
  • Lady Sybil <3

Is this a fanart or an OC? I want to make fanart of this character, like right now.

fanart! she’s from Discworld aw yiss

Start with “Guards! Guards!”

the woman was a city

uncreativeart:

olddudeskissing:

at least he died with a smile on his face

YES PERFECT

crystalzelda:

The thing about getting education from tumblr is you have to check the sources, examine who is telling you what because none of the traditional check points and that would filter out bad information from good exist here, and you can say anything with little to no ramifications or fact checking in play.

However.

The truth is, these filters that exist on other sources of information like traditional media news industries and the school system? Their filters are self regulated, biased, warped, often ineffective and practicing in censorship in what they tell you because they have a narrative to sell and ulterior motives such as financial considerations or ties to people or corporations that will color their output, so what they say should ALSO be scrutinized and examined. Basically what I’m saying is trust no bitch, often the media isn’t all that much better than tumblr bs. Just check the receipt before you buy anything from anyone, that ought to be standard operation procedure.

meimeirigel:

We’re up all night to get Bucky

meimeirigel:

We’re up all night to get Bucky

flukeoffateart:

Balin Dwalinson by FlukeOfFate
 Balin Dwalinson
I had so many coloring issue on this I swear.  He looks a lot less like his brothers than I meant to make him.  I guess he just take after his father more than mom? 
ANYWAY,
I tried to give little Balin some clothing items specific to his character—particularly smoked goggles to block out light when his eyes hurt, a scarf to cuddle into and block out loud noises, and wrappings on his arms and legs to give sensory pressure and keep him relaxed.
The wrappings in particular give me a head-canon for ‘Little Wild One’ when the boys wrap Frerin in bandages to stop him crying—Balin could have been the one who came up with the idea in the first place, since it is something he is used to. ^_^
Balin belongs to determamfidd from her story, Sansûkh

AFGLJGADSLJAKAHGD:LJHLAJSDLJHF:AJDHFLJAYGDFL!!!
x 1000!

flukeoffateart:

Balin Dwalinson by FlukeOfFate


Balin Dwalinson

I had so many coloring issue on this I swear.  He looks a lot less like his brothers than I meant to make him.  I guess he just take after his father more than mom? 

ANYWAY,

I tried to give little Balin some clothing items specific to his character—particularly smoked goggles to block out light when his eyes hurt, a scarf to cuddle into and block out loud noises, and wrappings on his arms and legs to give sensory pressure and keep him relaxed.

The wrappings in particular give me a head-canon for ‘Little Wild One’ when the boys wrap Frerin in bandages to stop him crying—Balin could have been the one who came up with the idea in the first place, since it is something he is used to. ^_^

Balin belongs to determamfidd from her story, Sansûkh

AFGLJGADSLJAKAHGD:LJHLAJSDLJHF:AJDHFLJAYGDFL!!!

x 1000!

janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

#look at your favorites#now back to mackie#sadly your favorites aren’t mackie#but if they stopped being misogynistic assholes#they could be like mackie#look back at this post#this post is now that piece of furniture you’ve always wanted#and he found it in a dumpster#he doesn’t need a horse because he flies on the sighs of angels

janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

lumpy-pizza-princess:

Being body positive doesn’t mean that you have to be positive 24/7.
It entails learning to love the body you have.
It’s a journey.
You don’t always have to like your body.
Part of being body positive is unlearning all of the hatred you have toward your body and that doesn’t happen over night.
It’s okay to have bad days.